Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
The Ultimate MST3K Digital Upgrade
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Holiday, Sci-Fi, 21-Dec-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as a group of Martians, eager for their own Christmas back on Mars, abduct Santa and two children in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots share essays about Christmas. This episode features the song "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas."
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